Hare over the abyss

Sometimes, and with the great of this world happens to strange things. I went one day master the entire Soviet land, which the whole country only as "our dear Leonid Ilyich" and did not call, a visit to Moldova, one of his favorite republics. And immediately after the official reception disappeared. And three days later was found and flown on a visit to India. And what a great man spent three days away from the personal protection, the competent authorities and numerous secretaries, there are different versions. Example, . that our dear Leonid Ilyich was a guest of a Gypsy Baron, . became the matchmaker for gay wedding, . nearly carried the entire nation to Siberia and was able to confess his love of the most expensive, . but elusive, even for his woman ...